Usamah O Usamah

Ha! Usamah tu nama manusia. Manusia yg bernama lelaki and of course not my boyfriend! Mention lagi, NOT A BOYFRIEND.hehe. Sempena imtihan paper Al-Quran esok, I feel like wanna come out with an entry about my gojes, sempoi, lawak Syeikh lecturer subjek yg tertera kat atas.

One day...
"Okay, read after me. Surah al-Bayyinah."

Usually, Syeikh Usamah will read any Surah without referring to the mashaf. Btw, apa Pqa cakap ni, nama pun Syeikh, of course la 1 Al-Quran in his mind and his liver. #eh liver?? Hati?? Pon boleh... To make the short story,:#&#huebdk--#;#ufjxk@@&#gjr

Ha! Syeikh tu tersilap baca and suddenly he lost. I mean bacaan dia. LoL! Then, all of sudden, (main2 pipi,rambut, tersengih2 macam org buat salah) he said, "You have to hafaz and memorized this surah. But this surah, I will not ask in the exam."

"Why?"
"I can't memorize this surah very well, so I don't wanna ask you in exam."

Hahahahahahaha. Berguling2 kitorang memang rolling in the deep lah. #eh. Silap mood. Memang gelak sakan. Sabar jela Syeikh ni.

Penutup entry, Syeikh ni selalu mengantuk, menguap, pastu request one of the students pergi mintak pakcik kerja kuliah buat nescafe. #kaitanlasangat

Salam.

ESPRESSO =__='

One day...
"Eh u all, this coffee house looks kinda great for studying!"

"Ok, next exam's week kita try. Yummy! Lame tak lepak coffee house!"

Next week...
"Korang, this coffee house selesa sangat untuk kita study. The prices not bad~"

"Yup! Next time boleh datang lagi"

Ordering...
"Ok, 1 ESPRESSO nutella, 1 mango juice, tomato soup, onion cheese soup sckd@#jg@&#bridci"

*dlm hati* "Nice, tak de la mahal sangat kita order tadi. Kira2 only 30 pounds."

SUDDENLY!
Waiter "Sorry, you have to purchase minimum 40 pounds. Wanna add anything else? Or we just consider you'll pay 40 pounds for only these?"

"What the ..........."
"Redha jela, sbb service diorang terbaek!"

Food arrived...
Semua "Wow! Best nye nampak your Frappe, bla3"

SUDDENLY!
Everybody's staring at the tray. Kaku.
Dengan background music yg a lil bit sad,#mcmtautauje waiter tu angkat & hidangkan ESPRESSO nutella aku tu. Ok, fine. Maybe this is only the paste or whateva for my espresso. A LIL VERY SUPERB SMALL SHOT CUP of espresso. Sebesar thumbs maybe.Hahahahahaha. Terguling2, emosi terganggu, tak boleh study, teringatkan cawan yg sangat!!! kecik tu.

"Pqa, nikmati puas2 espresso tu. This is the first and the last time kita datang sini. LoL!"

p/s:-this is maybe our first time having an espresso.

Are you kiddin' me Chez Edy?! I can't sleep for the whole night! #####

CHEZ EDY! Ha..yg dlm pix tu. Nampak?! Nampak ke tak?!  Hehe